We're changing our format to Bizarro Fiction. Isaiah Plovnick narrates.
Author Konstantine Paradias is a writer by choice and a member of the SFWA by compulsion. At the moment, he's published over 150 stories in a bunch of languages and has written, edited and posed for videogames, screenplays and anthologies.People tell him he's got a writing problem but he can, like, quit whenever he wants, man. His latest book, "Violence Dave-Heartless" is published by Bizarro Pulp Press.
Narrator Isaiah Plovnick is a Boston-based performing artist with a steampunk soul. Raised on a healthy diet of Lego and Great Illustrated Classics, the spirit of the retro-futurist was fostered in him at an early age. He received an education in Theatre from Salem State University, and has since been performing onstage or from behind a microphone all over the greater Boston area.
Theme song: Ashes Ashes by Deus Ex Vapore Machina (devmmusic.com)
Osgoode's Chorus: Deadly Roulette by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com)
Outro Song: Gnome & Promenade/Pictures at an Exhibition/Mussorgsky by Floyd Willems